The Corporate language !!

 "We will do it"
means
" You will do it"


"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"


"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"


"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"


"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"


"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"


"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"


"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."


"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"


"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"


"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

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Stupid Questions With Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of CO-INCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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Computer Vs. Hindi Films

1) Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Mouse - Jaanwar.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali

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27 Ways to treat your girlfriend

1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3. Kiss her on the forehead.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. Always tell her you love her every second of the day.

6. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

7. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

8. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

9. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

10. Write her notes. (she loves them)

11. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

12. Play with her hair.

13. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

14. Sit in the park and just talk to her.

15. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

16. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.

17. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

18. Carve your names into a tree.

19. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

20. Give her piggyback rides.

21. Bring her flowers

22. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

23. Look her in the eyes and smile.

24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

25. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

26. Kiss her in the rain.

27. If you are in love with her . . . tell her.

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Newton in Romantic Mood

Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


First law of Love:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "


Second law of Love:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "


Third law of Love:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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20 reasons why life without a girlfriend is cool

1. You can stare at any Girl

2. You don’t have to spend money on her.

3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.

15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.

17. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

18. No tension.

19. You can be “yourself”

20. You wont have to hide your telephone bills….

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Unhi ko to dost kehte hain

Jo mushklil aasan banate hain
Jo dushman ko girate hain
Jo haste aur hasate hain
Unko bhala kya kehte hain?
Unhi ko to dost kehte hain. 
 
Jo jeet ki khushi manate hain
Jo haar me saath nibhate hain
Jo phir bhi kahan jatate hain
Unko bhala kya kehte hain?
Unhi ko to dost kehte hain.
 
Jo hote hain khazane hamare liye
Jo hote hain sahare hamare liye
Jo pyar dete hain pyar lene ke liye
Unko bhala kya kehte hain?
Unhi ko to dost kehte hain.
 
Jinki kimat pata chalti hai bichadne ke baad
nahi kharida ja sakta un YAAR ko paiso se YAARON.
Ye hain hamare liye khuda ka pyar
Inhi ko to YAAR kehte hain YAARON!!!
Inhi ko to DOST kehte hain DOSTON!!!

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Some Sardarji Jokes

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

 

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?

 

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!

 

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

 

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

 

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....

 

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

 

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

 

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

 

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

 

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

 

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

 

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

 

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Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

 

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

 

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

 

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

 

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

 

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

 

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

 

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

 

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

 

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

 

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

 

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

 

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is

 

he crying?

 

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

 

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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!

 

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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

 

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was chil d

 

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Employee Reaction in Child Face

Call Letter From Company

Cleared Aptitude Test

Cleared Interview Too

Training Days

Time to Depart

Allocated To Projects

Work - Work - Work

More Work

End of Day Peaceful Sleep

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Windows 2000 In Hindi

Bill Gates was announced
that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi and it will be called Khidkiyan 2000. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khidkiyan 2000.
1. Phaail = File.
2. Bachao = Save.
3. Aise Bachao = Save As.
4. Subko Bachao = Save All.
5. Mujhe Bachao = Help.
6. Chuno = Select.
7. Sab Chuno = Select All.
8. Dhoondo = Find.
9. Phirse Dhoondo = Find Again.
10. Hilao = Move.
11. Daak = Mail.
12. Daakiya = Mailer.
13. Paas se dhekho = Zoom.
14. Kholo = Open.
15. Band Karo = Close.
16. Naya = New.
17. Badli karo = Replace.
18. Bhaago = Run.
19. Chhaapo = Print.
20. Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview.
21. Nakal = Copy.
22. Kaato = Cut.
23. Chipkao = Paste.
24. Ispesal Chipkao = Paste Special.
25. Goli Maaro = Delete.
26. Nazaara = View.
27. Auzaar = Tools.
28. Auzaar ka dabba = Toolbar.
29. Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet.
30. Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database.
31. Ghusao = Insert.
32. Ped = Tree.
33. Thooso = Compress.
34. Chooha = Mouse.
35. Tik-Tik Karo = Click.
36. Idhar-se-Udhar. Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar.
37. Chal Phoot = Exit

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Men VS Women

Men vs. Women

What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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Hindi Mein Kuch Shayari

Chaahat ke dariya mein koi kismat vaala hi dhoobta hai
Paar vo hi hota hai jo har mushkil ka saamna kare
Ae pyar karne vaalo peechey na hatna kabhi
Chaahe laakh sitam zamaan kare....

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Zindagi humsafar ke bina adhoori hai
Chandini ke bina raat adhoori hai
Pyaar bina zindagi kya poori hai
Jeene ke liye ishq bhi zaroori hai

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KISI KO MOHABBAT KI SACHAI MAR DALEGI,
KISIKO MOHABBAT KI GAHRAI MAR DALEGI,
KAR KE MOHABBAT KOI NAHI BACHEGA,
JO BACH GAYA USE TANHAI MAR DALEGI.

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Tere akelepan mein sath tera hum nibhayenge.......
Teri tanhaiyon mein tere paas hum ayenge........
Tu ek bar hume aazma kar to dekh...........
khud ro kar bhi tujhe hasa kar jayenge..........

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Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,

bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,

hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

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Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye,
muskura kar dilo ko bekar na kijiye,
phool bhi de jate hai zakham gahere kabhi kabhi,

har phul par yu aaitbar na kijiye

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Teri awaz tere roop ki pehchan hai,
tere dil ki dhadkan mere dil ki jaan hai.
Na sunu jis roz teri batein,
lagta hai us roz ye jism hi bejaan hai.

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Fareb tha hasi may aashiqui samajh baithe
maut ko hee apni zindagi samajh baithe
waqt ka mazak tha ya badnaseebi hamari
unke do baaton ko chahat samajh bairte

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Teri dosti ki inteha dekhna chahti huN
ek tera dil jeetna ke liye is zindagi se haarna chahti huN
doobi hun apne aansuo ke samandar me
fir bhi shayad wo tera pyaar hi hai
jisse apni pyaas bujhana chahti huN..!!!

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Aap ki vo zaalim adaa
mujh ko bimaar kargayi
ek baar aapne muskuraa kya diya
teer ko dil ke paar kargayi

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kitna bebas he insan kismat k age,
kitne benur he sapnae hakikat k age,
koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche,
kitna tadpata he dil mahobbat k age...

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Dilon ka hona pehle bekaraar
Ankhon me ek doosre ka intezaar
Chain kise jab takk na ho ikraar
Kaho Ishq mohobbat ya ise pyaar

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har nigah ko ek nazar ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ek aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai,
hume bhi pyaar karne ka haq hai,

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bina khawaboon ke bhi koi so paya hai.
bina yaadon ke bhi koi kho paya hai.
dosti apki dhadkan hai is dil mein .
dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paya hai

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Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam kardo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan kardo
ek subah ko milo or sham kardo

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sadiyoon se hoton pe pyas thi
aaj samunder dekha to pee gay
paida hote hee marne ki tamana thei

par tujhe dekha to jee gay

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Zindagi sirf muhabbbat nahi, Kuch aur bhi hai.
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar ki jannat nahi, kuch aur bhi hai.
Bhook aur pyaas ki maari hui is duniya mein,
Ishq hi ek haqeeqat nahi, kuch aur bhi hai

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chahu jise chahat se jyada
sapane dekhu t jiske nind se jyada
mangu jise mannat se jyada
khuda kare tum bhi pyar kar mujhe aapni saso se jayada.....

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Fiza par toh assar hawao ka hota hai
Mohabbat par toh assar adaao ka hota hai
Koi aise hi kisika deewana nahin hota
Kuch kasoor yaaron ka bhi hota hai....

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pholon ki tara gozro mere dil ki gali se ..
khushboo ki tara muj pe bikhar jao kisi din
mien apni har ek sans usi raat ko dedon
sar rakh ke mere seene pe so jao kisi din

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Phool ki tarah tere dil se guzar jaayenge
Khushboo ki tarah tum mein bhikar jaayenge ek din
Hum apni saari zindagi ik raat mein guzaar denge

Tum khwabo mein toh aao ek din....

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Gujarati Shayari

Kyank dhodhmar varsad varsi jay che,
To kyank bund pani ni pyas rahi jay che.
Koy ne male che hajar chehra prem na,
Koine ek chehrani pyaas rahi jay che.

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Kyak Dhodhmaar Varsaad Ma Pan...
Aankho Na Aanshu Dekhay Chhe..
Male Chhe Samndar Jeevan Ma..
Chhata Pyaas Rahi Jaay Chhe..
Pyaas Chehrani Hase To Ghana Chhe...
Prem Ni Vaat Hu Na Kahi shaku...
Manzil Pachhi Badha Bhule Chhe..
Ke Saath Aapnar Rasta Paachar Rahi Jaay chhe...

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Niras Jeev Na Man Ne Manavavaanu Chhodi De..
Uthaav Aa Kaafalo Ne Padaav Chhodi De...
Hamesa Rachya-Pachya Rahya Sou Laaganio Na Sambandh Ma..
Koi Kaho Hriday Ne ..Ke Aa Swabhaav Chhodi De...

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milavi jaam ma ame jindgi pee gaya!!
madira to su tamari kami pan pee gaya.........
radayi jay che bijana dardo
amara dukho to ame hasine pee gaya

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Koi dil par yado no bhar muki gayu
jane el phool zaakal thi juki gayu
koi samji na shakiyu dil no vedna
tame yaad aaviya ne dil dhadakvi chuki gayu

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Mohataaz Na Kasa No Hato Koun Manase..
Maaro Pan Ek Zamano Hato Koun Manase..
Haso Chho Aaj Tame..Me Je Abhinay Karyo Hato..
Aaghat E Dudasa No Hato..Koun Manase...

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Jeevan Na Savaal Hu Rakhish Jawaab Tamane Arpan...
Khali Jaam Na Pyala Hu Rakhish Sharab Tamane Arpan...
Mitrata Kari Chhe Tamari Saathe Koi Ramat Nathi Kari...
Kaanto Ni Vedana Hu Rakhish..Gulab Tamane Arpan...

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Sapana Ma Aavi Satavaso Kya Shudhi...
Aankh Na Isare Bolavaso Kya Sudhi...
Mukh To Kholo..Kaik To Bolo Tame...
Aam Moun Rahine Koine Chah So Kya Sudhi...

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Dharati Yaad Karaso To Hu Yaad Aavis...
Gagan Yaad Karaso Ne hu Yaad Aavis..
Mane Bhulavani Kasam Laine Betha Chho...
Pan Kasma Yaad Karaso Ne Hu Yaad Aavish...

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Tamari Yaad Na Padagha Rahi Gaya...
Zaakar udi Gai Ne Daag Rahi Gaya...
Tame Malya Ne Hruday Ni Vaat Pan Na thai...
Jaane Nadi Kitare Tarsya Rahi Gaya....

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Dolat ni duniya ma mane koi RAS nathi,
prem ni duniya ma baki have koi AAS nathi,
atlej kahu chu mitro, duniya ma baki have koi PYAAS nathi.

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Koun Bhala Ne Puchhe Chhe..Koun Bura Ne Puchhe chhe...
Matalab Thi Chhe Badhane Sambandh..Koun Khara Ne puchhe Chhe...
Phoolo Mathi Attar Kaadhi Ne Koun Phoolo Ni Dasa Ne Puchhe Che...
Sanjog Zukaave Chhe Badhaane ..Nahi Tar Koun Bhagavaan Ne Pooje Chhe...

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Ghani Evi Sundhar Chiz Aaduniya Ni Andar Chhe...
Ke Eni Sundartama Eni Nisthurata Hoy Chhe...
Fakt Dil Ni Khushboo Ne Joi Ne Dil Ne Phool Na Samajo....
Ahiya To Rupaara Kaik Aaras Na Patthar Pan Hoy Chhe..

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Taari Aankho Ma Maaru Mukhadu Rame..
Maari Aankho Me Taaru Allahd Panu Rame...
Tane Em Ke Taara Prem Ma Thaki Na Hu HAari Jaish....
Pan Naare Gaandi...Haaryo Juhaari To Bamanu Rame...

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Taari Aankho Ma Maaru Mukhadu Rame..
Maari Aankho Me Taaru Allahd Panu Rame...
Tane Em Ke Taara Prem Ma Thaki Na Hu HAari Jaish....
Pan Naare Gaandi...Haaryo Juhaari To Bamanu Rame...

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Koi Smite Smite Sarage Chhe..Ane Koi Radi Ne Dil Bahelaave Chhe...
Koi Tipe Tipe Tarase Chhe..to Koi Jaam Nava Chhlakaave Chhe....
Vaan Nahi Tamaaro Ke Nathi Amaaro...Nashib Rang Bataave Chhe...
Smay Naa Paalave Badhu Bandhelu Chhe..Tame Dosh Na Aapo Dariyane...
Ek Tarato Maanas Dube Chhe..ane ek Laash Tarine Bahaar Aave Chhe...

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Aaje Tame Taj-Mahal Joyo Chhe...
Me Eni Kabar Shivay shu Joyu Chhe....
Jag Kahe Che Badhu Chhe Maari Paase...
Koi Nathi Janatu Me Shu Khoyu Chhe....

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Dil Na dardo Ne Peenaro Shu Jaane...
Prem Na Rivaajo Ne Zamaano shu Jaane..
Thaay Che Ketali Takalif Mane Kabar Ma....
Eni Upar Be Phool Muknaaro Shu Jaane....

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Thodo Guno Aa Tankhaai No Pan Chhe..
Ane Aa Nirash Tanhai Radavi Gai...
Maari Aankho Ni bhinash Joine Na Samajata Ke Gam Chhe...
Aato emani Yaad Hati..Ke Je Mane Radavi Gai...

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Aa Saanj Roz Aatali Khunkhar Kya Hati..
Taaru Smaran Hatu..Aa Talvaar Kya Hati...
Loko Hata Vas Ej..Ane Ej Haath Pan Chhe...
Pan Aa Pattharo NE Pahela Aavi Dhaar Kya Hati....

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Valan Ek Sharakhu Raakhu Chhu Aasha Ane Nirasha Ma....
Barabar Bhaag Lau Chhu Jindagi Na Badha Tamasha Ma...
Sada Jeetu Chhu Evu Kai Nathi..Haaru Pan chhu...
Pan hu Haar Ne Kadi Pan Palatava Nathi deto Nirasha Ma...

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Je Vastu Mali Jaay Te Milkat Kahevaay.....
Je Durlabh Bani Jaay Te Hasarat Kahevaay...
Banne Ne Samavine Aave Je Dil Ma....
Ene Orakho..to MOHABBAT Kahevaay....

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Bhale Taara Geet Ma MAaru Sangeet Nathi...
Bhale Taara Lay Ma Maaro Taal Nathi...
Bhale Taari Aankho Ma Maaro Aakaar Nathi...
Pan Maara Prem No Taari Paae Inkaar Nathi...

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KE bhinash Aanshuoni Kevi Hoy..Aaje Mane Khabar Padi...
Hraday MAaru Dubhaavyu..Pan Tane Na Khabar Padi...
Ke Jag Maara Par Hasyu..Ne Tamara Hotho Par Smit Hatu...
Dariyama Tofaan Aavyu..Tyare Mane Maara Radavani Khabar Padi...

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Taara Paalav Na Chhede Maari Preet Bandhi Chhe...
Aaj Kaal Ni Nahi...Pan Janmo Janam Ni Preet Bandhi Chhe...
Jeevan Chhe Taari Saathe..Ane Mrutyu Pan Taara Khora Ma Hoy...
Nathi Rahi Orkhaan Khudani..Jyaar Thi Taari Sathe Preet Bandhi chhe...

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Phool Ni Jem Khilavu..Enu Naam Zindagi..
Khili Ne Mahekavu...Enu Naam Zindagi...
Jeeti Ne Har Koi Khushi Manaave Chhe...
Dil Haarine Khush Thavu..Enu NAam Zindagi...

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khobo bharine wahaal moklu chu,
dosti na thoda sawal moklu chu,
gan badha rehva didha che mari pase,
tamne darek pal khushhaali moklu chu.

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Mohabbt Na Savaalo Na uttar Nathi Hota...
Ane Je Joy Chhe..Te Etala Saddhar Nathi Hota...
Male Chhe Koi Ek J Prem Ne Sachi Lagan Dil Ni..
Badha Zer Pinara..Te Kai Shankar Nathi Hota...

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Niras Jeev Na Man Ne Manaavaanu Chhodi De..
Uthaav Aa Kaafalo...Ne Aa Padaav Chhodi De..
Hamesah Rahya Shou Laaganio Na Sambandh Ma...
Koi Kaho Hraday Ne..Ke Aa Swabhaav Chhodi De....

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Aanshu Ek hoy to Khushi Kahevay Chhe....
Aanshu Anek Hoy..To Hraday dukhi Kahevaay Chhe..
Gam Ane Khushi..Jivan sikka Na Be Pahelu....
Mane Nathi Khabar..Kem Aama Tafaavat Kahevaay Chhe....

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Armano ne roke evi minar hoy to saru,
Dil ni ichchao ne roke evi diwar hoy to saru,
Mare mrityu pacchi pan emne che jova,
Mari kabarma tirad hoy to saru,

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Nayan Ma Vasaa Chho...Jara Yaad KArajo...
Kadi Kaam Pade To Mane Saad Karajo..
Mane To Padi Chhe Aadat..Tamane Yaad Karavani..
Jo Tamane Hichaki Aave..to Mane Maaf KArajo....

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Taari Saathe Vaat KAravani Aadat Padi Gai Chhe...
Laage chhe Evu..Ke Vagar Raate Savaar Padi Gai Chhe..
Ung to Nathi Aavati Raato Ma Pan....
Aankho Ma Tamari Chhabi Vasi Gai Chhe...

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vichitra prem na vistar no prabandh hato,
ke raat tunki ne ghano lambo nibandh hato,
rahya sameep chhata sparsh na pamyu koi,
vichitra nabh ne vaadal tano sambandh hato.

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dil ni vaat hont sudhi aavine atke che,
ansu bani ankh mathi koi tapke che,
khushnasib che e jene chahat mali,
mohobat ni talash ma haju ketla bhatke che.

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Wo college ke din................

Hey friend, go through the incidents and the respective dialogues, and the coll day memories will b back…..!!!!

1. On being Late

"Kab shuru hua?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de……."

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai…….."

2. During the lecture

"Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa…………"

"No sir…..I know the answer …….sir…."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj…….."

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha……."

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain "

"Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!"

"class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye……"

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 Kiya kya??"

"Isme Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata…….."

"Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………"

4. Tests

"Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… "

"Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…."

"Boss….. hogaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta……."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

"Oye Mera dost kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail…."

After test……

"yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…"

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega…….."

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua….."

6. Late submission of Projects

"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Last date extend hui thi"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……."

"They should allow XEROX…….."

7 . After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"

"1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya……….fail pakka……."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……"

8 VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee……Rohit…..terese kya poocha……."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya……."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"

9 . VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"

10 . Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki……."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint…….."

"Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo…….."

12. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le"

"External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai…….."

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to anda aata hai……"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya…….."

…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……..
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ……..
…….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……..
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai

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Friendship Shayari

Hum kabhi apnon se juda ho nahi sakte,
Dosti ke rishtey bewafa ho nahi sakte,
Aap bhale hi hamein bhula ke so jao,
Hum apko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte.

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Dua karte hain hum sar jhukaye,
Ae dost, tu apni manzil ko paye,
Agar kabhi teri raahon mein andhera aaye,
Roshni ke liye khuda humko jalaye.

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Doston se karo pyar itna ki,
Aur pyar karne ki gunjaish na rahe,
Vo muskurade hamein dekhkar ek baar,
Phir zindagi se koi khwaish na rahe.

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Dosti mujhe aisi nibhana ki,
Dekhne vale bhi dang rah jayen,
Khuda bhi aake tumse poochhe ki,
"Kya hum bhi tumhare dost ban jayen?".

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Aap khushnaseeb hain jo hum aapki
dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hain,
Varna hum to vo shaksh hain jo
Khwab mein bhi appointment se aate hain.

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Bedard kuch dost ho gaye hain hamare,
jo hamara intezaar bhi nahi karte,
Pahle to humse bahut baaten kiya karte the,
Aajkal to hamein yaad bhi nahi karte.

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Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai,
Gam chhupakar muskurana padta hai,
Kabhi hum bhi dost the apke,
Aajkal to yaad dilana padta hai.

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Bhool jane ka hosla ab na hoga,
Door rahkar bhi tu juda na hoga,
Tujhse milkar kisi sur se kya milen ae dost,
Koi tere jaisa doosra na hoga.

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Lafz aap do, geet hum banayenge,
Rasta aap do, manzil hum payenge,
Khushi aap do, hansi hum banayenge,
Sachche dost aap bano, Dosti hum nibhayenge.

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Dosti to sirf ek itefaaq hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti ki ye din hai ki raat hai,
Ismein to sirf rasgulle ki mithas
Aur pani puri ki pyaas hai.

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Bole vo dosti, Chup rahe vo pyaar,
Milaye vo dosti, Juda kare vo pyar,
Hansaye vo dosti, Rulaye vo pyar,
Phir bhi log dosti chhodkar kyun karte hain pyar?

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Dil tootna saza hai mohabbat ki,
Dil jodna ada hai dosti ki,
Maange jo kurbani, vo hai mohabbat
Aur jo bin mange ho jaye kurbaan, vo hai dosti...

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Kuch log khaas hote hain, har pal dil ke paas hote hain,
Kushiyon mein shamil hote hain aur gam mein bhi sath hote hain,
Log unhein dost, aur hum unhein AAP kahte hain.

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Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hain,
Pahle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,
Kahte hain us daur ko dosti,
Jismein dil se dil na jane kab mil jate hain.

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Chaand ka kya kahna, vo to laakhon mein ek hai,
Aapka kya kahna, aap to karodon mein ek hai,
Apni dosti ka kya kahna,
Vo to khuda se bhi nek hai.

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Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi mein
ki hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,
Tumhein yaad na aayi kabhi hamari,
Aur hum to tumhein bhulna hi bhool gaye.

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Ek hai aasman ka tara, dusra hai samunder ka kinara,
Bewafa to hai zamana sara,
Naseeb hai accha hamara,
Jo mila dost aap jaisa pyara... pyara...

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Dosti se aaj pyar sharmaya hai,
Teri chahta ne kuch aisa gazab jadu chhaya hai,
Khuda se kya tujhe maangen,
Vo to khud aaj muzse tere jaisa dost maangne aaya hai.

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi...
Aap Jaise Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi.....

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Hansna hamara gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Milte hain bahut log is tanha zindagi mein,
Par har dost tum jaisa pyara nahi hota.

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Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,
ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere dost ki dete hai.

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Gujarati Shayari

Dil naa dardo ne pinaro shu jane,
prem naa rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif kabar maa,
Te uparthi phool muknaro shu jane!

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Zindagi ne jiv-vani Filsufi samji lidhi,
Je khushi aavi jivan ma, aakhri samji lidhi!

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Loko kahe-chhe ke - Hasya tena ghar vasya
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke - Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya?

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aaje emni saathe pratham che mulaqaat,
dil ma uthe che najane kevo aa janzavaat...
emni satthe karvi che dil ni sidhi vaat,
najane kyare thashe fari aa prem ni mulaqaat

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nayan na maarg thi dil ma samai gaya,
ane hu to awachak thai ne joti rahi...
dil ne haji hu sambhalu tyato,...
maru dil tamej chori gaya...

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"Tamari chahat ne bhulavi nathi sakta,
Aa lagani o ne chupavi nathi sakta,
Evo padchayo che ke jene chodavi nathi sakta,
Ke je che prem eene mitavi nathi sakta. "

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"Amari aankho ne yaad rakhjo,
Amne nahi,
Amari yaado ne yaad rakjo,
Mulakato ne nahi. "

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"Tari aankh nu aansu banava mangu chu,
jethi janma tari aankho ma,
jivan tamara gaal par ane
mrutyu tara hoth par aave "

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I am not your friend if..........

I am not your friend if .....
You have to think before you speak to me...

I am not your friend if .....
My presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable...

I am not your friend if .....
You have to thank me for everything I do for you...

I am not your friend if .....
You have to say sorry for everything that you don't do...

I am not your friend if .....
You have to ask me for favor...

I am not your friend if .....
You go by what I say and do not understand what I don't say...

I am not your friend if .....
You think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep...

I am not your friend if .....
You think that seeing you in pain, wouldn't bring tear to me...

I am not your friend if .....
You think I don't remember the first time we met....

I am not your friend if .....
You don't see the thousands ways I try to make you happy...

I am not your friend if .....
You think that I would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life...

I am not your friend if .....
You would rather keep quiet when you really wanna speak...

I am not your friend if .....
You hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think that we should be together...

I am not your friend if .....
You take too much time to tell me what I mean to you...

I am not your friend if .....
You don't realize how your smile brightens up my day...

Am I your friend ????

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Gujarati Shayari

1)Vaheli parodh na svapna ma tamne joya chhe,
tarla thi khili utheli raat ma tamne joya chhe,
Amari manjil hoy ke musafari, O Priye,
har sath ma me tamne joya chhe.

2)Sambandh Apna sachvay evu karjo...
Vafa na Fulo na karmay evu karjo...
Bahu thodi MULAQATO ma badhi che yaari..
Zindagi bhar na bhulay evu karjo...

3)Darek swash ma tari yaad muku chu..
Mara thi vadhu tara ma vishwas muku chu..
Shachavi ne rakh jo aa amanat jatan thi..
Aa swash hu tamara vishwase muku chu..

4)koi vaar koi ni preet pan taklif aape che
aankho ne game te rit pan taklif aape che
hamesh haar thi nathi haari jato manas
koi varr jagat ma jeet pan taklif aape che

5)Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..

6)Tamari nafrat ma pan hu Prem bani ne aavis,
jivu chhu faqt taraj sahare etle marya pacchi pan hu taru naseebbanine aavis,
aa dil ma faqt taruj nam chhe etle tara sharir ma taro swas banine aavis,
bhulvani mane na karso bhul kem ke taraj raday ma hu rudan bani neaavis....

7)nadi ni ret ma ramtu nagar male na male,
Fari aa jivan Dahrti par male na male,
karu chu hu tamne yaad aje dil thi,
kale aa dil dhabaktu male na male...

8)Jivan ma ek pal evi pan hati,
E same hati ne sathe pan hati,
Abhar etlo j mari durdasha no ke,
E Rekha Hathma hati,
pan hath thi dur hati.

9)Tamari yaad ek adat bani gayi chhe.
Mahobbat ni unchi imarat bani gayi chhe.
Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.
Etle j to amari adhuri jindgi tamrai chahat bani gayi chhe.

10)Prem ma mithi vedna mali e bahu,
chhe swapno ne navi disha mali e bahu,
chhe prem puro thayo ke adhuro rayho vat e nathi,
prem karvano avsar malyo e bahu chhe...

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Colour Consciousness for Valentine's Day

Colours propel their presence in all locales and objects that we encounter in our day-to-day activities. Colours also specify certain moods and qualities. Take a glimpse at the significance of colours and use them appropriately in your Valentine's Day attire and gifts.

Red (Already Booked)

Red is the colour of energy, liveliness, love and sexual passion. That is why red roses, red attires and gifts wrapped in red play a dominant role on Valentine's Day. Red communicates your passion towards your beloved or towards love itself. Maroon and brick red symbolize fun and love.

Pink/Rose (I am Freeeeeeeeeeee)

Pink is an expression of freshness, love, affection, understanding and sweetness. Pink can be the ideal choice for Valentine's Day and will subtly help bring to surface the love for your partner. It can also add more love into your lives.

Orange (Waiting)

Orange is the colour of energy, creativity and practicality. It also denotes happiness and can pep up your moods when your spirits are low.

Yellow (Ready for a friendship)

Yellow signifies inspiration, spontaneity, communication and novelty. This colour's liveliness and vitality encourage conversation. So communicate your feelings for your loved one near a soft yellow flamed candle. A Yellow dress for a woman will do well on Valentine's Day.

Blue (Going 2 Propose)

Light blue symbolizes creativity, perceptivity and sensitivity. It also ushers a peaceful and a calm scenario and so is effective to smoothen or balance your emotions. Freshness is one of its properties and is suggested if you prefer a more steady and paced approach to your feelings. Dark blue signifies intelligence, self-reliance and deep feelings. A combination of blue and green can promote self-expression. Dark blue can be an ideal colour for a man for Valentine's Day outfit.

Green (Accepted Proposal)

Green suggests humanism, benevolence, observance and caution. Though a bit cautious in every approach in life and relationships, it induces understanding which is one of the most important requirements in one's relationship. Dark green shirt for a man and lighter shades of green for women's outfit will make good Valentine's Day attires

Purple(Not interested)

Purple denotes intuition. Intuitions play a major role in romance. This in turn can induce passion. Grapes are always oriented with love and wine is always a chosen gift for the loved one during Valentine's Day. Purple is purely feminine and a light purple or a mauve outfit for a woman will generate cuteness on Valentine's Day.

White (Leave me alone)

White is a colour of purity, optimism and innocence. It consists of all the colours in the spectrum. White roses given to your beloved can mean ' You are celestial' or 'our love is pure'. They can be employed denoting the impeccable love that has stood the test of time and trials. Both men and women can choose a white outfit for the Valentine's Day.

Grey (Broke up)

Grey denotes good judgment capabilities and also non-involvement. So it may not be the right colour to be chosen for Valentine's Day dress or a setting. Though a beautiful shade on its own, it does not bring in the freshness desired for Valentine's Day when worn by a woman. However a grey outfit for man can look fine.

Black / Brown (Proposal rejected)

Black and Brown can both be incorporated in a man's Valentine's Day attire individually. Black denotes independence, authority and boldness while brown stands for honesty and a down to earth attitude towards life. Women can opt for more feminine and pastel shades for Valentine's Day.
So choose your outfits and gifts with the appropriate colours on this Valentine's Day!!!!

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Some Jokes

Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote your name on the sand ............ .
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart....... ......
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
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your smile can be compared to a flower
your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
your innocence to a child
but in stupidity
you have no comparison
you r the best
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True love is like a pillow
you can hug when you r in trouble
you can cry on when you are in pain & you can embrace when you r happy
so when you need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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Dear Friend,

when I ask you a flower,
you give me bouquet
when I ask you a stone
you give me a statue
when I ask you a feather
you give me peacock

ARE YOU REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when I call you;
1 ring means I'm thinking of you;
2 ring means I like you;
3 means I miss you;
4 means .........pick the phone idiot
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....
Brush your Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
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Teacher : YOU failure ! @ your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind you, Sir, but @ your age hitler commited suicide.
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Some Shayari Collection

Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

 

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Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!

 

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Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.

 

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Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

 

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Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.

 

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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

 

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Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.

 

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Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.

 

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Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.

 

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AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.

 

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Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.

 

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Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.

 

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Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

 

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Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

 

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Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

 

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de

 

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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

 

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

 

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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

 

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Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.

 

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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam

 

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Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya

 

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Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.

 

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Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,
Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha

 

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Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

 

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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

 

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Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai

 

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Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

 

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Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.

 

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Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai, Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai, Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai.

 

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Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein,
Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi,
Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga,
Aur meri jaan paidal hogi

 

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Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!

 

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain

 

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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.

 

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Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale aate hain.

 

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Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.

 

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Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana

 

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Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!

 

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Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai

 

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Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me

 

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Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.

 

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Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

 

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Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi.

 

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Tumhara noor hi hai jo pad rha chehre par warna kaun dekhta muje andhere mein

 

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Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

 

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Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan,
Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan

 

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Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...

 

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Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...

 

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Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

 

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Ankho me aansuo ko ubharne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikharne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya

 

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Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor

 

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Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai,
Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai,
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai

 

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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein, Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge, Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein

 

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Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye; Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost; Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye

 

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Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare...

 

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Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...

 

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Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!

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