Wednesday, June 25, 2008

How true....



1.U love sum1....U marry some1 else.
The 1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband.
N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id

2.There's only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

3.Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

4.Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with
other kidney.

5.Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachun ko karne
deinge.

6.What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

7.Wife ko Begum q kehte hain?
qk shadi k bad sare gum to husband ke hisse me ate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jati hay


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