Roles in Heaven

1. Brahma:- Systems Installation
2. Vishnu:- Systems Administration & Support
3. Lakshmi:- Finance and Accounts consultant
4. Saraswati:- Training and Knowledge Management
5. Shiva:- DBA (Crash Specialist)
6. Ganesh:- Quality Assuarance & Documentation
7. Narada:- Data transfer
8. Yama:- Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
9. Chitragupta:- IDP & Personal Records
10. Apsaras:- Downloadable Viruses
11. Devas:- Mainframe Programmers
12. Surya:- Solaris Administrator
13. Rakshasas:- In house Hackers
14. Ravan:- Internet Explorer WWWF
15. Kumbhakarnan:- Zombie Process
16. Lakshman:- Support Software and Backup
17. Hanuman:- Linux/s390
18. Vaali:- MS Windows
19. Sugreeva:- DOS
20. Jatayu:- Firewall
21. Dronacharya:- System Programmer
22. Vishwamitra:- Sr. Manager Projects
23. Shakuni:- Annual appraisal & Promotion
24. Valmiki:- Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
25. Krishna:- SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)
26. Yudhishthira:- ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
27. Arjun:- Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
28. Abhimanyu:- Trainee Programmer
29. Draupadi:- Motivation & Team building
30. Bhima:- MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
31. Duryodhana:- Microsoft product Written in VB
32. Karna:- Contract programmer
33. Dhrutarashtra:- Visual C++
34. Gandhari:- Dreamweaver
35. Shani:- Test engineer: frequenty detecting bugs.

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