Monday, June 23, 2008

Sex-Life Insurance

Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Life Insurance.



The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:

If you sleep with your wife
-Legal & General

Option 2:
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- Auto & General

Option 3:
If you sleep with someone else's wife:
-Mutual & Federal

Option 4:
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
-Old Mutual

Option 5:
If you sleep with a Bushman-girl
-San-Lam

Option 6:
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
-Prestasie or Multiplex

Option 7:
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
-Liberty Life

Option 8:
Man sleeping with another man
-Hollard

Option 9:
Having sex on the spur of the moment
-Momentum

Option 10:
Sleeping with your ex-wife
-Outsurance

Option 11:
Sleeping with a prostitute
-Budget

Option 12:
Having sex with someone you don't even know
-Discovery

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