Sholay in Computers Company

Sholay in Computers Company

At the THAKUR's den...
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"

Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."

"Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo
hamne order kiya tha?"

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"

Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"

Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon "ki software company banaayi hai"

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"


At the GABBAR's den...
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GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?

KALIA: "Do sarkaar"

GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho?
Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon?

Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi"

[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa ]

"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.

[logout.. logout... logout....]

Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"

GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"

--[LOGOUT... LOGOUT.. LOGOUT...]--

Connection Terminated.

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