2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour …?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega…..Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga….
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a Person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
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Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat…..
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin…!!!
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